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Sep. 1st, 2008

  • 2:52 AM
omg weezer!
wow, i just realized how long its been since i posted anything in here. i guess i dont have much to say anymore... haha. you can check out my myspace if you wanna, its linked on my userifo. i post more frequently there. you can see all my insane pets and friends there... which are sometimes hard to differentiate. :) anyway, just thought id say hi to anyone thats listening. this would probably make more sense if it werent 3 am and i hadnt just finished watching the goblet of fire.

Writer's Block: Good Catch

  • Mar. 23rd, 2008 at 3:52 AM
rattie <3

Do you have a "catch phrase" for which you are known?


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'your mom' and also 'fuck this shit' original, huh? haha.

anyone want a christmas card?

  • Dec. 7th, 2007 at 12:29 PM
shake shake booty
then email me your address to zombie.suicide @ hotmail dot com

merry christmas. :)

Sep. 19th, 2007

  • 12:05 AM
dumbass.
we bought a house. we close and move next weekend. i never update this journal. i blog (rarely) on myspace. i still read lj every time i get online though. :) hope everyone is well... although i think everyone i spoke to here has a myspace and i speak to them THERE now. myspace is the new lj, didnt you know?

Dec. 15th, 2006

  • 2:23 AM
rattie <3
[info]flamingbabyhead made me do it.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, saturndescends sent to me...
Twelve shows drumming
Eleven piercings piping
Ten butterflies a-reading
Nine blankets cuddling
Eight x-files a-hugging
Seven books a-snuggling
Six hugs a-dancing
Five be-e-e-eating hearts
Four warm bodies
Three coloring books
Two sigur ros
...and a snapple in a photography.
Get your own Twelve Days:

christmas card time!!

  • Nov. 20th, 2006 at 12:27 AM
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okay guys, i know i never update anymore but i read LJ every day and now its time for CHRISTMAS CARDS! if you would like a christmas card from YOURS TRULY then email me your name and address and i will totally send you one! i love christmas SO MUCH you guys! hahaha. for real though, email me at jennifer.sisemore@hotmail.com (dont forget the period between jennifer and sisemore). happy thanksgiving and merry christmas since i probably wont update again before the end of the year.. hah.

Aug. 26th, 2006

  • 2:06 AM
D:
FUCK. this entry is pissing me the fuck off. LJ keeps fucking it up royally. okay look. im making a list of people i have added as friends that i would like to not be friends with anymore. its nothing personal really, its not like you pissed me off or anything... i just dont read your journal anymore or you never update anymore or you are way younger than i thought you were when i added you. anyway, if you would unfriend me that would be superawesome. most of these people (like i said) never update anymore so this is probably a lost cause but i can try right?!

okay, here goes for the THIRD TIME FOURTH TIME.

[info]moraxian    [info]spookymuffin    [info]mrsmuffin    [info]gloriouscheese    [info]xlovebloodredx    [info]phegan77

[info]nikki_star    [info]skratte    [info]red_stapler    [info]failednumber    [info]__nerdy    [info]noreezn2b    [info]evelynn

[info]tvs_milkshakes    [info]riot_grrl    [info]ravynblaize    [info]ashembobem    [info]godyousuckass    [info]officegangsta

[info]frankenchris    [info]prophetdarkmind    [info]poisonflowers6    [info]nonametheweird    [info]ashevina    [info]_lenisout_

[info]mistakencause    [info]dorkkitten    [info]8bitlove    [info]nevermissatrick    [info]__headclub    [info]themattdavis   

[info]disco_lizzy    [info]agrees    [info]32304    [info]staycspreggo    [info]targett    [info]quincentupled    [info]oscuradiosa    [info]muppetspunk</span>
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Jul. 27th, 2006

  • 12:26 AM
rattie <3

I am a excalibur!

Excalibur Traits and Tendencies
Excalibur couples may battle just as much as other couples (and participate in more than their fair share of public huffs), but they look so good together, it outweighs any other deficiencies they may share. It isn't that they're classically good-looking, or similarly sized (though certainly both those pairings are permissible). It's more that the aesthetic chord they strike satisfies in profound ways. Like gorgeously plated food or song filled with unusual harmonies, the wan and freckled hand-in-hand with the tragically tan, the pigeon-toed with the duck-walkers, these Excalibur couples achieve such perfection in their pairing that reminds the world that anything is possible.

Comfort Zone
Excalibur is in the Wind pose family. Other Wind poses you might enjoy include Softserve Swirl and The Ventriloquist.

Health Note
An unexpected rash or orthopedic adjustment can sometimes lead an Excalibur couple to fall out of balance. Physical adjustments may need to be made, or an entirely new pose could even be in order.

Find your own pose!

Jun. 26th, 2006

  • 7:37 PM
rattie <3
well alright. i stole this from [info]cortezthekiller who apparently stole it from [info]brandyleedotnet. hehe. not many people read this anymore so ill crosspost it to my myspace blog as well.

ask me to take a picture of any aspect of my life that youre interested in/curious about - it can be anything from the house i live in to my favorite shoes. leave your choice here as a comment, and i will reciprocate by taking the pictures and posting them as an LJ entry. that way you get to know a little bit about my life.

now go!

p.s. hells kitchen comes on tonight. EEEEE!

Jun. 20th, 2006

  • 4:15 PM
rattie <3
hey you guyz! hah. i deleted a shitload of people off my friends list just now. mostly its just people that never update or people ive never really talked to and shit like that. i dont update this very much but i DO read my friends list and comment every day. okay, well almost every day. sometimes i have other stuff to do, like work and sleep and play mario party. but yeah, spring (summer!) cleaning is done. my freaking banned users list is kinda big now too since stupid ass bots keep trying to add me from god knows where. whateverrrr.

everything around here is going well. married life is still nice. our one year anniversary is in about 3 weeks. im excited because we are going to stay in the bed and breakfast we stayed in on our honeymoon. we are even getting the same room! hehe. we are still saving up to buy a house and we are thinking about talking to realtors soon. im kinda freaked out about that though because ive never done anything like this before. SCARY. :)

alrighty, i gotta go get ready for work. i hope everyone out there is doing well and all that jazz. byeee!

Jun. 4th, 2006

  • 11:11 PM
rattie <3






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just thought i would post a little something in here since i never use this anymore. how is everyone? im getting a new tattoo this weekend hopefully. of a shy guy. fuck yes.

Voice Post: you sound so southern my dear

  • Apr. 28th, 2006 at 9:55 PM
rattie <3
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“(in twanged southern accent) This voice post is just for susie because she wants to hear my country ass southern voice, so uh, here it is. (in more southerner voice) Hey y'all, you'ns better get in the god damn house uhhhhh fuck you uhhhhhh raise some hell git er done. bye.”

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Apr. 6th, 2006

  • 11:50 PM
rattie <3
well, im glad i got a paid LJ for christmas and never use it. i cant ever think of anything to update about, and when i do im ususally fucking around on myspace so i just update there. if youd like to read, its public so you can just go there are friggin read it okay?! haha. my myspace url is http://www.myspace.com/cutthekidsinhalf and you can just read your little hearts out.

rodney cooked hamburgers on the george foreman grill earlier and they were delicious. he pout like half a bag of shredded cheddar cheese in the meat which made them even better. MMMMMM. i cooked some fries in the oven to go with it all. we had a nice little dinner at like 1030 at night... hahah. we havent done anything today but lay around in bed playing mario 64 and napping. no wonder we are fatties! hehe. we DID get out and go to the grocery store earlier so at least we got a miniscule amount of exercise. riiiiiight.

tomorrow its back to the ole grind though. my first friday night as a manager. this should be fun.

Mar. 13th, 2006

  • 2:34 PM
rattie <3
check out the super awesome shirt i got at the harry and the potters show friday night.

boobies!


haha nice boobies huh? hehehehe.

also, we saw the hills have eyes last night. really gory and bloody. i suggest you go see it, it was pretty good.

i cant stop sneezing and its going to rain tonight and i have to deliver pizzas in it. GAY. oh well, maybe ill make fat stacks of cash cause people feel sorry for me.

Mar. 10th, 2006

  • 3:57 PM
rattie <3

The Five Love Languages

My primary love language is probably
Physical Touch
with a secondary love language being
Acts of Service.

Complete set of results

Physical Touch: 12
Acts of Service: 6
Words of Affirmation: 5
Quality Time: 4
Receiving Gifts: 3


Information

Unhappiness in relationships, according to Dr. Gary Chapman, is often due to the fact that we speak different love languages. Sometimes we don't understand our partner's requirements, or even our own. We all have a "love tank" that needs to be filled in order for us to express love to others, but there are different means by which our tank can be filled, and there are different ways that we can express love to others.

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harry and the potters tonight in atlanta! YAYAYAY!

but im the juggernaut bitch!

  • Mar. 2nd, 2006 at 8:31 PM
rattie <3
this shit is funny. i love ghetto xmen. ♥


http://youtube.com/watch?v=k4qdX6_9XgI

Mar. 1st, 2006

  • 11:11 PM
bender
i made 70 bucks tonight delivering. word. also, my blood hurts. okay, not really my blood but my stupid migraine head hurts. boo. :(

im hungry.

edit [12:35 am]: i redid the layout and junk for my other journal and personally, i think its the most awesome thing evar. go check it out.

[info]slowholetochina [info]slowholetochina [info]slowholetochina

Feb. 27th, 2006

  • 1:18 AM
bender
haha. this is the most awesome link i think ive ever seen. its my brother singing karaoke in arizona somewhere. seriously, its great. check it out.


LINKIE!

heehee.

also, here is a link to a movie rodney and his retared friends made way back in 2000 at a movie theater some of them worked at. also pretty damn funny... though not as good as karaoke man.

LINKIE #2!

p.s. this simpsons trivia day calendar we bought for a dollar at waldenbooks is also pretty awesome. :)

Feb. 22nd, 2006

  • 1:38 AM
rattie <3
i dyed my hair brown... because ive never had brown hair before. i think it looks nice. apparently 'brown hair is the bestest' according to [info]banskid.
Jenniferbans (1:36:36 AM): brown hair is the bestest

brownie! )

lemme know what you guys think.

Feb. 14th, 2006

  • 2:38 PM
rattie <3
valentines day. whopee! i got flowers and candy and rodney made me this awesome little booklet of love coupons out of construction paper, yarn and crayons. that and the card he gave me made me tear up a lot. im so glad im married to him.. he treats me so well. srsly, i cant get over it sometimes.

lookie, flowers!
purdy

also, i got a pedicure today because my feet were looking kinda ragged and, as the woman was painting my toenails, she asked me something totally unintelligible. i was like 'huh?' and she said it again, and i still couldnt understand it, so i just said 'sure' and smiled. when she was done painting she drew a little design and a HEART on my toenail! hahahahaha, i was highly amused... i even sent a pic of it to my mom (who is home sick). she also found it amusing.

haha
dont you?!

so, happy valentines day everyone! whether you like it or not, i still want you all to have a nice day. :) ♥
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